Mating Ritual of the Lesser Spotted Dick

by Angelika Devlyn

He opened his gown and gave her a beam,
but Jenny was shocked, and let out a scream.
What began as a joke, grew much bigger,
and to his disappointment, she started to snigger.
"Oh come on Jenny, join in with the fun!"
and he started to dance, and wriggle his bum.
Flashdance and Footloose had nothing on him
as he leapt round the room and added a spin.
Now unbelieving and completely phased,
Jenny played along thinking 'he's totally crazed'.
Turning on the stereo he wriggled some more
and pleased with his efforts lunged onto the floor.
Wide eyed and astonished, Jenny watched with wonder
as he tried to get up, disguising his blunder.
"Are you sure you're OK?" she said hearing his whine
but he gestured in pain, to dial nine nine nine.
"What on earth were you doing?" asked the ambulance man
as they bundled him into the hospital van.
Red faced he replied "It needs time to master!"
"Six weeks be enough, as you recover in plaster?"
Jenny smiled to herself, and kissed her brave Lance
"It gives a whole new meaning to the word breakdance."

© 2009 by Angelika Devlyn

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Britain’s, Angelika Devlyn is both an angelic soul and a naughty little devil. Her good side writes reviews for various web sites such as Sassy Brit’s Alternative-Read.com but her naughty side writes to arouse, seduce and sometimes shock.

Erotica is Miss Devlyn’s chosen genre because it fits with her circumstances, fashioning a life that captures her heart’s desire to create what truly beats within. From contemporary spanking to dark fantasy, her stories are filled with sizzling sex scenes to stimulate your senses and allow you to revel in the moment.

Writing for herself because she must remain true to her inner essence, Angelika is currently working on short stories, poetry and her first novel — documenting fantasies shrouded in romance, mystery and submission.

Angelika says, “If you can’t be who you are, then you will spend your life full of misery, regret and emotional torture. Do you want to become a lost soul among a society that makes numerous ‘Big Brother’ rules; many of which you don’t believe in? Respect yourself and be the person you want to be. Have a soul that drives you forward towards your life’s ambitions and don’t try to please those who will never understand the real you. That’s their problem, not yours.”

As a reviewer, many of Angelika’s absolute favourite books are erotic, Freudian, Jungian or Orwellian in style, but she is yet to find one with all four! If inspired to read more of your work, then you’ve not only caught her attention – you’ve spoken to her soul.

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